Monday, November 1, 2010

COVER LETTER

I'm looking for meaningful employment in a pleasant atmosphere where there is no stress whatsoever. I'd like to work with positive people who love their jobs and never say a negative thing about the company, their co-workers, or management.

I noticed your ad said "team player"? That's me!!! I'm very team oriented and I always go above and beyond what is expected of me. I love to help people and if I see that anyone has work piled up, I always offer to help them finish their tasks. And the best thing about me is that I am very humble.

"Multi-tasker"? That term fits me to a tee. I have been known to eat a sandwich, do my nails, talk to my facebook friends, answer a switchboard, soak my feet, crochet snowflakes, apply false eyelashes, play solitaire and sort all my filing...ALL at the same time. What more can I say?!

Mature? Me! I'm very mature. I am so mature that you will have to keep your eye on me in case I fall asleep at the reception desk (oops - did I say that out loud??)

Seriously now - I will never have problems with sick kids or daycare because my kids are all grown up with kids of their own. You will never have to worry about me making up excuses for being late or taking time off due to hang-overs, because I have no life outside of looking for work. I'm desperate.

Don't let my grey hair and wrinkles fool you though. I'm not so mature that I will forget everything five minutes after it happens.

Oh sorry - what was the question?

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